hannibal buress

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magnacarterholygrail:

me pretty much always

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  • Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  • Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
  • Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
  • Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
  • Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  • Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
  • Asexual People: what

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vanillasoymilk:

self care ideas ( ◠ ᴥ ◠ )

  • eat fruit or something sweet
  • take a warm bath with lots of bubbles!!
  • brush hair gently
  • walk outside barefoot, look at nice flowers
  • listen to soft nice music
  • go to the thrift store and buy nice old clothes
  • bake something
  • do laundry and make clothes smell nice
  • brush cat

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stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

image

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manipulationalibi:

the-potter-tardis:

troubleemakerheartbreaker:

The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday

no not a bra good lord

Fuck

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iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

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